ATTN MINIFANS: A Christmas Letter To Kirk's Supporters
To The Minifans:
We want to thank you once again for your support of Kirk Minihane, Blind Mike, Steve Robinson, the Kirk Minihane Show, Freedom of Speech, Comedic Freedoms, and lastly and least importantly Troll Socks. If you are reading this, then you are already fighting the good fight, as you no doubt came here to support Kirk once again, and you truly are a great person for that. As the Christmas season approaches, we’re happy to announce that we have 12 new sock designs for your family Christmas shopping! If you celebrate other holidays, please just re-read the paragraph and substitute in your holiday where I mention Christmas – don’t make a big deal out of it like an SJW would.
Troll Socks is still a small growing company, and in order to crush the boring, cowardly brands like Bombas we need great supporters like you! With your unwavering support of the show you are defending Kirk against those who continue to make it their life’s work to take him down, and you are giving a big middle finger to those grievous grinches who probably don’t remember the last time they had a good laugh.
ON TO THE SOCKS, for a minute... We listened to the Minifans and made some special Kirk Minihane Show Socks FOR YOU in time for Christmas. We only made 500 sets, and with your help they will be sold out in the next few weeks! Make sure you tweet your receipts and tag the show and Kirk and Troll Socks and we will pick a few of you to win some cool stuff. If you are looking for gifts for the whole family and for whatever reason they don’t listen to the show, take a look at the I Love You To The Moon And Back Socks for your significant other (and make sure you have some Roman swipes handy because these socks can lead you straight to sex). Or check out the I Love You, Dad and I Love You, Mom socks for your parents. If your parents are still around, and you don’t say I Love You enough to them, it would mean the world to them, especially on Christmas, so just let the socks do it for you. We also have some Brandi Love socks, 4 New Game of Thrones characters including Hodor, Tormund, Brienne of Tarth and The Hound, and new Trump Santa socks and Trump 2020 winter hats and scarves which would come in handy for the KMS Ice Fishing outing in March!
Use code BMSUCKS for 10% off! Or take advantage of the buy 4 get 1 free deal we always run around Christmas – when you put 5 items in your cart you’ll automatically get 1 for free which is 20% off. If you are going that route, just put 5 items in your cart (or 10, or 15, or 20, etc) and you’ll automatically get the discount at checkout, but don’t try and use the BMSUCKS code and the buy 4 get 1 free deal, the system won’t recognize it! The BMSUCKS code will only work if you are buying 3 items or less.
We hope you have a very Merry Christmas, celebrating the birth of Jesus, who paved the way for our very own Podcast Jesus.
Troll Socks Management